Works at Red lobster

oh sad ppl who can never let go of dirty old baggage and cry to manipulate people.

Greg works at red lobster messed up with his coworker because he couldn’t stop talking about his ex and cries every time his coworker tells him he doesn’t want to see him anymore

by Redlobatersadboy May 12, 2022

Super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburger

when Ad uses a lobster to fill your ass, a cheeseburger up your vagina, and cums in your mouth

Lily: Damn, last night I got super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburgered!
Ad: Ad.

by Balze June 20, 2022

Steak and Lobster

Steak and Lobster is a primarily Navy colloquial term often used if a member of the crew takes their own life. It may also be used in any other situation where something severe has happened that may drastically lower crew morale.

Sailor 1: "Do you know why we're having steak and lobster tonight?"
Sailor 2:"Yeah, our deployment got extended for a month.

by The great panzer of the lake August 12, 2022

your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023

I’m being chased by a lobster

You are being chased by a lobster and need to call the police right now.

People are hiring hit men lobsters so be weary

I’m being chased by a lobster

Call the police

Ok

by Chased by lobster August 12, 2019

lobsters

Basically the same as crabs but HUGE ones.

Dammit Jimmy! Stop jacking off in my washroom! You've left lobsters everywhere!

by .daniel. July 24, 2007

Zweebop-a-loobop-a-bing-bang-boom

The code word used by the elite guard of the Zweembatu army to determine if someone attempting to enter through the ancient gates of Charnghallow is a friend or a an evil spy from the army of Helnarkovia.

Bone hanndle.

by Ignatius P. Flernhagort June 11, 2006