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Oli London

Oli London is a mad human that calls himself Korean when he’s not, is Ugly, talentless, auto tune king and he doesn’t look a bit like Jimin, he’s crazy. He even married a cardboard Jimin which is not cool.

He is now behind Rosé, #Saverosiefromoilylotion

He auditioned for HYBE to join BTS, failed miserably

And now he auditioned to become the 5th member of blackpink, failed miserably once again

Go check out his butter and how you like that cover, it was HORRIBLE, the audacity he had to make a cover on them. He uses so much auto tune and his voice sounds like a dying cockroach.

Oli london x Jay why pee oppar collab would be a masterpiece

Don’t Stan oily lotion, not worth it
Hey you know oli London just made a cover on how you like that? It was terrible!

Well at least he never disappoints when it comes to disappointing
by Dirty-minded kpop Stan 🌚 August 21, 2022
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London bridge

The act of two men joining their sexual organs at the glans of their penis, then covering their penises with baby oil.

Harry Clarke then proceeds to stroke the penises in unison until the men indicate the need to ejaculate.

Just before the moment of ejaculation both men separate causing their penises raise like the London bridge, while violently ejaculating over each other.
Dad: Do you want to London bridge tonight ?
Daughter: Dad I don’t have a cock
Dad: Oh yeah, fancy a bum instead?
by Lols6666 April 24, 2024
mugGet the London bridgemug.

London bridge

When someone has a stoma and in a sexual event similar to a threesome the patient is engaged in anal sex as well as in the stoma. This act is similar to the Eiffel Tower.
by cojo911 June 5, 2015
mugGet the London bridgemug.

London

A bad bitch she don’t gaf about no nigga that she alr had and can have again
Women:I want her boyfriend

London:girl take him and I can get him right back
by Bc I said sooo November 21, 2021
mugGet the Londonmug.

London

A spoiled rich kid, who trys to be funny.
Is usually fat and blonde.
Kid 1-"hey is that London?"
Kid 2-"You mean the fat, white kid"
Kid 1-"Yeah"
by Tyrone.. June 5, 2018
mugGet the Londonmug.

london

the coolest dude alive. makes you laugh at mostly everything. :)
Anthony: london is so funny!!

Tommy: LMAO ikr
by sornsetterthewhitedetroyer December 6, 2018
mugGet the londonmug.

london Thompson

London Thompson is a bad ass bitch. She is pretty as fuck and has lots of friends. Boys always like to stare at her. She loves animals. She has pretty brown eyes
Person 1: your such a london Thompson

Person 2: awe thx
by Lola Mariah December 30, 2019
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