Slot lizard

A person that mooches off you or someone that wants to spend your money at a casino.

Person 1 : hey. Wanna go to the casino
Person 2: yea sure
Person 1: okay but your paying
Person 2: what?! Your such a slot lizard.

by Hahahahalksd lfffl December 24, 2020

Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.

She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!

by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024

lame lizard

Opposite of cool cat, means someone that is uncool

Jim: I gotta tell you Tyron, Tim is one cool cat
Tyron: ikr, but have you seen his friend Mark
Jim: What about mark
Tyron: Man that nigga is a lame lizard, shit clothes, shit glasses and everything he is super lame

by Tigurz March 10, 2015

Plot Lizard

One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.

See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot

Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).

by Peantia Galleria August 1, 2016

Lizard

A sorcerer that can perform magic.

Did that lizard perform magic?

by Steampowerengine March 8, 2021

Lizard Tea

Lizard served inside Hot water. (For nutrients)

Yum Yum I love drinking Lizard Tea, wait what do you mean dad and mom are getting a divorce?

by Eat_Soup_WIth_a_Fork December 21, 2024

lizard

nipples

are hard lizard

by Transhit November 20, 2018