Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.
1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
by PrettyMuchBro June 16, 2021
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Sticky Lizard

A sex act in which a male unexpectedly ejaculates onto a woman’s leg, and she shakes her leg around to get his semen off.
e.g. Oh my god, last night I had to do a Sticky Lizard after Jake busted a nut all over my leg. It was so gross.
by genericname July 16, 2020
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Mud lizard

A female that likes to get muddy and does anything for a ride
by BE.URBAN October 13, 2020
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Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.
Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!
by GsxrBarbie April 23, 2018
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ramp lizard

A prostitute that turns tricks on the entrance ramps to freeways.
My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.
by Farsiite January 07, 2016
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lizard canyon

Another slang term for a woman's vagina.
Person 1: Hey girl, you know I love you, right?
Person 2: Yeah baby, I know.
Person 1: Well let me slip my dick all up in that lizard canyon of yours.
by Redsox February 10, 2007
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