Limpathy

Sympathy for a sexual partner's impotency.

"How was your hot date with Geof?"

"It started out well, but ended up being an evening of tears and limpathy because he couldn't get it up."

by coining buttress October 18, 2011

Limparoo

A human that has a severe limp and is constantly on the lurk for a limpah(their desired mate). Some say Limparoos are inbred Kangaroos.
When a Limparoo finds a potential mate, they stalk them by any means necessary and the final mating ritual of this species is fulfilled by the traditional marsupial dance.
They tend to be quiet aggressive and a sign of their aggression is the wind up of their mangled leg, which is also known as the tumparoo.
Their health and hygiene tends to be quiet poor due to their lack of cleanliness and ability to consume nutritious food.
They are an endangered species. Most have died off in Australia but it is believed that some have migrated to western europe.
It is said that a Limparoo finishes adolescence when their mangled leg heals fully.

"Did you see that Limparoo back there"
"Yea lets go, quick"

(thump........thump.......thump.....THUMP....THUMP...THUMP..THUMP.THUMP.THUMP)

"I hate when people follow me around"
"I know they're such Limparoos"

"Go away you Limparoo!"

by CFLslsc November 27, 2012

Limper Stew

This word can be used in a variety of conversation situations but is most commonly used to express anger or disappointment. It was first used in Texas hold 'em poker, but has now been heard used to describe sexual actions.

This girl was about to lose her anal virginity and when she did, the guy started peeing. She immediately shouted, "Limper Stew."

by DomLimperBuster November 23, 2014

limpcheese

One who has had a leg/foot injury and looks like a bafoon while trying to run

Look at that limpcheese trying to get to work on time

by Boobop209 January 10, 2015

limpsome

When your about to have a 4-some but you have had too much to drink and you can't get it up.. So it takes 3 hours because you are determined to get laid but it's not gonna happen

Last night was terrible. I had a limpsome...

by I'mPeeps October 6, 2015

Limpopo

To have a hot sex session.

Also used for someone you've had or are having sex with.

I limpopoed that lady yesterday. That guy is my Limpopo.

by Soyinka October 12, 2015

Limping Coyote

A woman so ugly that looking at her makes your dick limp. A trick comprised of placing a poster or image in the line of sight during intercourse, used by high school and college boys to extend their sexual encounters or to prevent premature ejaculation.

Dude, is that poster of Donatella Versace your limping coyote?

by FRAGSTER23 November 30, 2016