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lie sexual

Bitches who say they're bisexual but won't kiss the same gender
She's such a lie sexual, she actually told me she's into all genders but she'd never kiss the same sex
mugGet the lie sexualmug.

lie char slip nigga

A etremely good guy at blowing his own cock and has a huge nice ass to spank while your sucking his dick
Wow there lie char slip nigga!
by Jsjejdnane October 16, 2019
mugGet the lie char slip niggamug.

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
mugGet the Asians taking a lie detector testmug.
<.7.6.7.9.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.6.7.9.>
<.7.6.7.9.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.6.7.9.>
by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025
mugGet the <.7.6.7.9.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Thief = Investigate<.7.6.7.9.>mug.

Fields Lie

When someone makes up a huge lie that can't possibly be true, just to start a conversation or shock people, but you believe it simply because it is so outrageous.
Person A: The video for Two Months Off by Underworld was filmed in Delph woods
Person B: Shitballs! Really?
Person A: No
Person B: Fields lie :/
by bornslippy January 9, 2012
mugGet the Fields Liemug.

Lie until you can't lie anymore

Hym "That's like your catchphrase though, isn't? 'Lie until you can't lie anymore' Right? I'll get you though... I wil get... Your lil ass... Mm... Yep... Yepyepyep...."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2024
mugGet the Lie until you can't lie anymoremug.

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