Kim Jasper

The best boyfriend you could ever have. Kim is not the one you always see, he’s not popular neither famous. But everybody knows him, not because of his appearance but because of his kindness. He may not be the prince you would wish on a lamp, neither a prince you would see in the ocean. But he is the guys that will answer your prayer. He is the guys that you will love forever.

“Kilala mo ba yung secretary ng mga sacristan na gwapo?”

“Ah si Kim ba?”

“Ang gwapo talaga ni Kim”

“Balita ko loyal daw yun si Kim?”

“Daming nagkakacrush dun kay Kim Jasper”

“Mahal ko yun e”

-meagan

by tintang pula August 22, 2019

Dirty Kim

When you have sex with a girl and then get head from her sister, right after.

Got a dirty Kim last night and slept like a baby .

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

Lil' Kim

The calcium deposit on Kim il-sung's neck.

"hey, did you see that one interview with Mao and Kim il-sung?"

"yeah man! I didn't realise how big Lil' Kim was!"

by Boe Derreck December 4, 2021

Kim Norton

To manipulate someone who is venerable in a effort to make a move for intimate or emotional gains.

I was sad when my girl left me, and her fat friend tried to Kim Norton me.

by One dumb fuck April 17, 2020

Kim Seungmin

Best dandy boy

He’s able to cure the following: depression, anxiety, panic attacks, suicidal thoughts, EVEN CANCER

Stay 1: when I first saw Kim Seungmin my depression disappeared

Stay 2: that’s the dandy boy affect

by The mental illness on this one April 22, 2023

ava kim

a person who is blind and deaf, her laugh will make you deaf if you listen to it for too long.

bruh i was on a discord call with ava kim and my ears are bleeding

by ur mothers sons daughter grand June 6, 2022

Kim Peek

Autistic savant who’s able to read extremely quickly and remember the vast majority of it, inspired Rainman

After meeting Kim Peek, Dustin Hoffman was inspired to play Rainman, an autistic savant who exists only as a character for entertainment.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019