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Kevin likes to go wit more than one person at a time
by Boin February 26, 2019
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Kevin is that one coworker who does nothing in his life aside from ask stupidly annoying questions about computers. And even if you do help him he responds with a stupid passive-agressive comment about millenials and gen z
Kevin: hOw aM I SuPPosEd tO kNoW tHe rEaL DownLOAD buttON?
You: *helps him*
Kevin: yEs WeLL iT dOES maKe seNsE YoU mILLenIals uNDERstAnd soMethIng ABout tHoSE cOmpuTerS yOU're AlwAYS On
by Smartass45 August 14, 2019
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A gay human being who enjoys spaghetti, that lives in a Ohio.
by Trollexe September 28, 2017
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A retarded kid fails in life, always depressed, and thinks about suicide. Always has hopes to keep a girl. Hes such a boyfriend, isnt funny, doesnt like annoying people
Whats good Kevin?
by skny.kyz November 15, 2017
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A person who’s birth name is caden and is always saying ewww and very Asian.

He hates a girl named (can’t say because it’s a never spoken name)
Ewww it’s (unspoken name) -Kevin

My name is Kevin not Caden!
by Gdoggy97 February 26, 2018
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Kevin is the guy you would look at at and say “damn I would totally let him fuck my mom
by Kevin.415 December 2, 2019
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A tool with a huge ego, wears Abercrombie polos all the time, and suffers from a Napoleon complex.

Does not respect women, has his mother buy everything for him, believes he is entitled to everything, no sense of independence, appears to be put together but is really dysfunctional, loves to argue, thinks he can tell people how to behave when 97% of the population has a problem with his behavior.

Often mistaken for a gay guy, spends hours upon hours gaming on his computer.

Preys on college freshman, as older more experienced girls will not give him the time of day. When dating a girl is extremely needy, will take up all of your time.

Will cheat on his girlfriend by talking to other women via text. And will dump her after securing a date via online dating services.

Is very insecure but projects an arrogant and confident character.
Gosh that guy Kevin was so annoying last night.

Who does that Kevin guy think he is.

Is Kevin gay?

Why is that sweet girl dating a guy like Kevin?

I wish that kid Kevin in our class would just stop talking so much.

That guy Kevin is SUCH a tool, a casanova.
by yellowbinderman August 22, 2012
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