Kipkabits

Tiny remnants of chalk left behind by your professor, often falsely attributed as Schemmenants.

If Kipka left them but Schemm threw them are they Kipkabits or Schemmenants?

by aloe_v3ra19 November 20, 2025

Stone Kippered

When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move. Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'

'Dude! I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered! I'm going for a bit of a kip.'

by El Poogo February 12, 2009

to kipe

To keep

you just have to kipe 500 dollars from the bank!!!

by illybilly February 23, 2014

smoked kipper

A vagina after its been given a serious shaggin'.

I banged her out that fast and hard last neet, I left her with a smoked kipper!

by Fezzbomb December 18, 2017

Get Kippy

To enter a state of complete self-awareness, by owning the ability to take a complete self-inventory. And upon this complete self-synchronization, taking all required steps to improve all areas of one's abilities, and maximize all potential redeeming qualities.

When I heard that music play, I felt my pulse start racing, and looked down at the microphone, and decided to Get Kippy.

by Ireland k October 4, 2019

Frode Kippe

Frode Kippe is white nigga who injects steroids into his bum. He’s 74 years old and will knock you out if you meet him on the streets.

Who that massive guy over there? Oh that’s just the white nigga Frode Kippe on steroids.

by MCFCByron September 18, 2020

no kippity cap

No kippity-cap, or NO KIPPITY-CAP originates from the lobbies of call of duty and 12 year olds. Not just no cap, no fucking kippity cap you know shits getting serious when you hear a complex cap.

Allegiance: y’all ass!
Allegiance: fr watch the bomb
Coalition: watch next round!

Allegiance: CAP!
Coalition 12 year old with 1 kill and a assist: NO KIPPITY CAP! NO!! KIPPITY!!!! CAP!!!!!!!!!

by Zacthenonsnac March 23, 2021