Jude smith

People named Jude Smith ugly failures that make peoples day worse by existing and have a microscopic dick.

I treasure the time i don’t spend with Jude Smith.

by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruth100% December 10, 2022

Judges 19

A snuff porn plot in the old testament. fast forward: the plot goes there was a Levite & his concubine are being house in someone else's house, some Benjamites knock on the door saying bring the foreigner outside we know him. This was a euphemism in its time we would like to sex with him. The home owner goes outside and says don't do such a wicked thing, here take my daughter instead. anyways the bejamites ran train and raped the girl to death, she got left dead on the doorstep the next day.

I couldn't tell if I was reading an adult fiction novel or the bible when I was reading Judges 19

by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2022

Jude

a guy who plays basket ball and like a girl named amy

amy:hi
Jude:hey bae im busy playing basketball

by liamtoocute January 25, 2023

Jude

An avid magnet enthusiast

Oh you like magnets? You’re such a jude

by An alpha male January 26, 2023

Jude

An avid magnet enthusiast

He’s got so many fridge magnets, what a jude

by An alpha male January 30, 2023

Jude

Somone who likes being touched by white people with black names.

Jude really likes being touched by tavian

by Kraven_Morehead69 February 20, 2023

jude

Jude is a hot man that is bisexual. he has a ginormous penis that is good to suck on when you are sad. he loves to fuck both genders hard but he fucks women harder because he likes it more. if you get really lucky and he says he wants to have sex with you, he will always go rub his penis in the bathroom to get it hard first. but when he finally has sex with you, it is worth the wait.

girl: come on Jude, get in here and fuck me already!
Jude: gimme a sec! I am a Jude, so it takes me a minute to get ready.

by I'mabun,I'mabun,I'mtasty March 16, 2023