juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

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Hailey&Juan

Hailey and Juan are the best couple. they suck echoer toes and tuesday and they beat up women together

Hailey&Juan will beat u if ur a woman

by mycockistoobigforthis May 28, 2023

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Juan

The simplest fucking name out there, if you are named Juan take an “L”. Your dad dint love you enough

Juan is such a dumb name.

by Mutuo November 22, 2021

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Juan

Who is Juan, you might ask
Well...
Juan is an insanely good looking, handsome man, and aside from his looks, he is also well know for his Minecraft skills.

Bro... have you seen Juan?
He's amazing, not only does he look good, but he is the GOAT!

by ElNubinator January 10, 2023

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Juan is a very handsome person, the most beautiful person you will ever meet, he is rich because of his hardworking personality and he may seem tough and cold on the outside but on the inside he is actually a kindhearted and loving person, alllll the ladies will fall for him on first glance and he gets laid every night

Girl, i need a juan in my life asap!!

by Theworld'sgreatestltranslator February 25, 2020

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