Jose

Your gardener that likes tequila

"yo my gardeners name is jose and hes mexican"

by gergatory August 27, 2022

Jose

A dude who acts tough but won't do anything because he might not know how to throw hands with anyone

Person1:Hey, Jose let's fight ugly.
Jose: I'm not wasting my time with you

by Unknowuser123 September 2, 2022

Jose

That one Puerto Rican guy that swears he's black.

Yo Jose called me a nigga... he ain't even black fr.

by NoWayImGay November 7, 2022

Jose

A highschool kid that plays roblox in the back of the classroom with his friend Isaac and has a knack for capybaras

Cynthia: Yo, did you see what Jose did today?
Maya: No, what did he do?
Cynthia: I saw him looking at Roblox Doors Monsters NSFW art...

by bodaciousboy November 18, 2022

Jose

Someone who LOVES YARELIN

"you know Jose"
"Yea he's the one who loves Yarelin"

by Bandd November 25, 2022

jose

better than summers

oh shi u heard abt jose

the one who’s better than summers??
yes yes that one

by yomommambest May 2, 2022

hurtin’ Jose

A colloquialism used to describe a difficult state of being; often used to lament physical, mental, or emotional pain.

“I just worked on the railroad for 13 hours straight. Tomorrow I’m going to be a hurtin’ Jose”

“The Chicago Cubs just lost their 8th game in a row; I’m a hurtin’ Jose”

by napoleondnm8 May 13, 2022