Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.

"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

by Geradinkus May 15, 2017

Japanese Firedrill

When two guys are Eiffel towering a girl and someone yells "Japanese fire drill". The two guys quickly switch sides and begin again.

Guy #1: *fucking mouth*
Guy #2: *fucking vagina/anal*
Guy #1: "Japanese Firedrill.!"
Both guys trade positions as fast as possible.

by Tugeye Lips April 20, 2018

The Japanese Tuba

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl

"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."

by doubledick49 June 11, 2016

Japanese flying squirrel

Ugliest thing in the world

Look at that chick! She's uglier than a japanese flying squirrel

by Bungalow June 16, 2016

japanese restart

To turn off an electronic device by pulling a plug out or shutting of power.

Shit computers running slow, better give it a Japanese restart.

by Callzumen January 21, 2018

The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!

The Original Nightmare Fuel Where The Monster Lived In Japan.

Probably Was Seen In Mole as The Painter Where The Mole and Mouse Turned Every Color (Mole Turned Red and Mouse Turned Yellow) And They Turned Into The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!.

Which is Directly Called “日本のモンスター” or “Nihon no monsutā“.

Oh No! It’s The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!

by MacAgain October 20, 2019

Japanese Sensation

The sensation where when you orgasm and you living the dream in your own world while thinking your going to turn into a zombie because your enjoying it so much

(Mark) I have had such a good wank. I felt the Japanese sensation

by anonymous December 6, 2020