Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly

Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma

by Neutralice January 2, 2022

Jacob Beal

An average male. But with a forehead that can range from 6 inches to 3 feet

Jacob Beal’s got a massive fucking forehead

by JbBno¥ September 24, 2019

Jacob-James

(Adjective) someone who has a general fondness to grab male genitalia

Jacob-James just wants to grab my D.

by Nei Hooms Pa August 5, 2022

jacob stonertorious

the worlds best musician. criminally underrated. his debut single sweatshirt charted 90 on billboard 100. in addition, he’s a super cool stoner. yeah, he smokes weed. it’s awesome. really cool guy, i’d love to spark with him some day.

sophie: you seen jacob stonertorious’ new tiktok?
liam: yeah, he’s so cool. i wish i could be like him

by Mr Kachows dream girl December 1, 2020

jacob ische

he who has the biggest choda and takes the children at night. He is asoceated with people such as pEppa pIG and Babby Choda

Cole: Shoot i died, fuck my life
Jacob Ische: that fucking lil choda faggoto go burn in peppa... UHHhhhhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHhhhHHh Fuck me chodaaaaa!!!

by Daddy peppaa January 14, 2020

Jacob Burbidge

The sexiest man alive.

Jacob Burbidge is so cool.

by Haoyu's gospel December 7, 2021

Hans Jacob

It's a scandinavian boy name. The person is possibly really hot but he can't get them girls because he is to dammn cute. He has a large Hans und some large Jacob's and is most likely not to loose his virginity before 18. Hans Jacob is usually tall with white curly hair

"Who is that hot guy over there?"

"Ohh, it's just Hans Jacob"

"How can I become awesome?"
"Be like Hans Jacob"

by Joakim123 March 11, 2017