by Suboomafoo January 7, 2019

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).
"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"
by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007

by Drew94l August 3, 2010

by Orexio January 21, 2016

A Mark Burns is the hair on your chin..some call it a "Goatee"
This beard style was founded by Mark Burns, hence the name.
This beard style was founded by Mark Burns, hence the name.
by TrevorChilds December 31, 2011

by Remy Muah Stan #1 March 3, 2021

by Mad alcohol scientist January 26, 2014
