balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair
Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."
by balding cooter owner September 09, 2010
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bald people

people who have no hair on their heads and have very shiny heads, I have never seen a bald person in real life. They do not exist. There is only in movies like Walter White
I have no hair, i’m getting bald

(bald people don’t have hair)
Walter White is bald
by skadiiii May 07, 2022
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Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a funny girl. She is sweet and kind. She is related to Hillary Clinton. Always be nice to her or she’ll snatch her wig off and be bald forever!!
by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020
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Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a Clementine and is very funny she’s very very bald and she’s looks like a potato
by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020
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Bald Hillary

Bald Hillary is a funny girl who is very cute and is missy and is very very bald and is related to Jocelyn and Sierra.
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Bird Nests Bald

A person whose balding are bald who has hair in the front and hair in the back of their scalp but in the middle is completely bald which makes their hairline looks similar to a bird's nest
Bald-no hair on the head
Bird Nests Bald-George Kramer from Seinfeld
by EmJayee March 11, 2020
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Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 06, 2021
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