Balding Oogle

Not what it sounds like; It's when you fully shave your head, douse it in gasoline, then rub your head on a person's balls

"Bro! You need to shave your head before giving that guy a Balding Oogle!"

by Bald dood May 31, 2024

Bald Bubbly

Bald Bubbly (verb) is when you pour a carbonated drink inside a bald man's rectum and slowly drink it out.

Person 1: "Mr. Hamza is so attractive, I want to Bald Bubbly him!"
Person 2: "I'd drink cola outta that."

by ilovefufu232323 February 25, 2024

Bald bull

A boxer from punch out wii Made to troll the player

He is Essentially random And if you don't get a star at the right time you don't get to win

fuck bald bull

by Destoyerofeps March 16, 2023

bald ambition

When someone goes completely bald and their head is so shiny that you can't resist the urge to stick a suction dildo on their head.

Everyone Haj bald ambition when they see tristan

by Skibidi Rizzler69420 April 1, 2024

The Balled Bald System

The Balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad

The Balled Bald systems works as follows A sunny day is Balled, a rainy day is bald.

by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022

Bald Duke

an imagine of duke depp / willywonkatiktok edited bald by dukedeppsbaldhead / iwantwillywonkaswilly

have you seen this picture of bald duke? if looks so real

by baldduke March 20, 2021

bald

Nick

Nick is bald.

by Nitcholous January 20, 2022