by yellowfever17 February 20, 2011

The act of maturbating to the point of ejaculation then waking up the women beside you and saying "I made you breakfast, B*tch" then ejaculating in or around her mouth.
by Jimi Cassanova $@/\/m@/\/ December 6, 2010

When you wake up and just cant keep your eyes open for more than five seconds, plus your vision is crappy, your eyes are sore when you open them.
Mom: "GET UP, BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH!!!! SCHOOLL!!!! BLAHH BLAHH BLAHH!!!"
Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"
Kid: "These stupid morning eyes are keeping my eyes closed! Morning eyes SUCK!"
by GrandPoop October 7, 2010

by Ben Hinez September 7, 2005

by bigbobbybrown September 12, 2010

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.
by Skinketier March 10, 2008

Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.
by MikeyB A Baller October 13, 2011
