Dutch docker

word for a vagina

She got a beefy dutch docker

by george pearce January 15, 2021

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Dutch hummer

When a guy swings his dick around like a windmill and the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.

Something something windmill something something bj.

I tried a Dutch hummer but just ended up dick slapping her.

by Hotelalphlimaechoyankee October 26, 2019

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The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler

Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.

by Rawnie Throbbins June 23, 2023

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Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.

Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.

by G. Godsey February 24, 2023

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Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.

I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar

by Throbbing Tromboner March 3, 2022

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