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Long Idiot

by roxasthenobody98 April 24, 2022
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idiot badge

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.
I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.
by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009
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idiot's advocate

Someone who actively takes the side of idiocy in a conversation for the sake of having the subject explained, in easier terms, for someone who may not know as much about it. The advocate would typically be up-to-speed with the subject of interest, but ask such questions for someone who might be too embarrassed to do so. See devil's advocate.
Frank, Bob, Carl and I were having a conversation about politics, but Carl doesn't really pay attention to it, so I decided to play the idiot's advocate to catch him up
by Duv June 22, 2013
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Fricken Idiot!

Phrase or term used by Japps Frogers god "Napoleon Dynamite".
The only being who is higher than japps frogers.
Fricken Idiot! Goshhhh
Its like a doller an hour
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Known Idiot

A person who is known for being wrong about everything that is worth having an opinion about.

If you have a plan you want to follow you should ask their opinion about the plan. If they hate it, then you should probably go ahead and implement the plan. If they love it, then you need to go back to the drawing board as your plan will have deficiencies that you haven't been able to see, but the Known Idiot will have detected and loved.
Programmer 1: John is our known idiot, can you ask him what he thinks of your software design before implementing it?
Programmer 2: I asked him already - he thought it was a great idea....so I'll throw that design away and start again, it's obviously full of bugs.
by Danack September 8, 2013
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Corona-idiot

Someone who think the Coronavirus won't happen to them and spend time outside increasing the likelihood of them contracting the virus.
Person 1: How did Alex get Coronavirus?
Person 2: He didn't take it seriously and got himself sick by treating the virus as if it's some sort of joke. He's something I call a Corona-idiot
by Beware The Hashi April 1, 2020
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Dylan is an idiot

Dylan is an idiot he drinks period blood and eats after birth and he is religious to Walmart Jesus Dylan is an idiot he's a fat hoe
Dylan is an idiot why does he drink period.
by Yo dylans gay September 11, 2020
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