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I’m batman

Someone who can’t sleep at night because of mental struggles, heartbreak or grief.
“I’m batman” (I need to fight the voices in my head)
by brm006 September 4, 2023
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I’m laid

A term that people in the urban areas of Philadelphia use to substitute being cool off something or not wanting to do something.
Person 1: Bro, let’s go to this Telly on Friday shit gone be jumpin.

Person 2: Nawl bro, I’m laid.
by Ijustbebored February 13, 2022
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I’m flattered

A phrase a Yannis says when she receives any sort of compliment from a Miles.
It is not used for friend zoning purposes.
“You’re one of the best people in the entire world, Yannis”

“I’m flattered 🥰”
by Zero2’s wifey November 28, 2020
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I’m gonna kill myself

This can be either serious or ironic. If uncertain, please refer to said person’s vocabulary, their mental health history, and the specific situation before responding accordingly. If you’re still unsure, it’s best to ask the person how they meant it and try to be supportive because it can be risky to accidentally brush it off as sarcastic when it isn’t. Always show the ones you care about that you care!

It can be used to represent two different emotions:

1. The person actually wants to kill themself. Typically not used in a joking conversation but use what you know about the person before responding. Do they say it often? Did they end the statement with a period? Did they say sorry/thanks before or after? If they seem sad or reserved, please check in on them. Especially if they start a conversation like this and don’t immediately follow it up with something annoying that happened.

2. This person is either frustrated or embarrassed. Something shitty probably happened to them and this is how they’re expressing that emotion. Feel free to remain wary if someone uses this too much however, because there’s a chance it could be a cry for help. However, try to avoid pointing it out mid-conversation to avoid awkwardness or discomfort. If you can, try to check in on your friend more and make time for them; suffering or not, I’m sure they appreciate it
1: text messages
-“hey friend, I'm gonna kill myself tonight
-life sucks and I just cant do it anymore
-thx for always being there for me and im sorry i couldnt do the same
-<3”

2: also text messages
-“broooo
-im gonna fucking kill myself
-you’ll never believe what Joe said to me
-shit was so embarrassing idk how im ever gonna go back again
-story”

3: irl conversation, ambiguous meaning
“I swear, if Stacy’s mom doesn’t let me hit I’m gonna commit several felonies and then I’m gonna kill myself"
by hey_spacecadet August 2, 2024
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A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023
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I’m just a girl

I’m just a girl
Girl your just a hoe
by LsWEBY March 4, 2024
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I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)
I’m standing on both ends , heheheh
by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023
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