hong

to own, owned, ownage

You just got honged. I just honged you. He got honged. She got honged.

by i'm honging you December 30, 2007

Porn Hangover

I word used to describe when a person jacks off to much to porn and cant do anything for a few hours.

I was having such a bad porn hangover last night that i couldnt go out.

by ParadoxSync February 27, 2009

hogophone

A dick with a mushroom head so bulbous it looks like a microphone.

When my girlfriend gets horny she reports the daily news into my hogophone

by Gigantica April 26, 2014

Hongbean

A cute guy who is also dorky. Someone that acts like a fool most of the time but has moments where he looks super hot and attractive. Has some obssession with beans, specifically, red beans.

Person 1: "That guy looks weird"
Person 2: "He's a hongbean"

by hongbean August 19, 2015

duty hangover

n: a feeling after standing duty for 24 hours in the military when one has not consumed any alcohol but looks and feels like they did the next morning. Usually caused by standing the mid watch, midnight to 4 a.m.

Petty Officer Smith: Wow you look shitty! Did you go out drinking last night?

Petty Officer Jones: Nope, I got a duty hangover.

by QM2 (SW) Buebz USN January 9, 2009

Joker Hangover

The feeling one gets after viewing the new movie "Batman: The Dark Knight" where they have no morals or any feelings of a kind nature, and would love only to wreak havoc and anarchy.

Bill: Dude, I can't believe you just hit that lady with the car. I think she's hurt.

Dude: Why so serious, Bill?

Bill: Dude, i think you've got a Joker Hangover

Dude: Heeehehehehehahaha!

by Preston Carter Melbourne-Weave August 19, 2008

Virgin Hangover

That feeling you get when you don't get enough sleep and you feel awful the next morning. Your stomach is naseous, your body aches, you have a headache and you just feel generally crappy. (No alcohol consumed)

Dude, I totally have a Virgin Hangover!

How much sleep did you get?

Not enough -_-

by Disneygirl513 November 18, 2011