by big fat ass donkey cock November 6, 2022
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Man2-No way! I’ve been trying to do that for year!
Man2-No way! I’ve been trying to do that for year!
by KingMLthe1st January 1, 2023
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Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
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A kick ass holiday that's a ton of fun. People of all ages enjoy it and celebrate it unless they're lame or a scaredy cat.
Festivities usually kick off around 5:30 pm, which is when most adults get home from work if it's a weekday, and usually last until the early hours of the following morning unless the following morning is a weekday, in which case the festivities will end at midnight so working adults and school aged children can get some sleep. Costumes or festive t-shirts are normally worn, houses are decorated with an assortment of items designed to be scary, candy is passed out to children between the ages of 0 to 18, and alcohol is consumed en masse by teens and adults. Parties, pranks, and crime are commonplace depending on where you live. If dealing with people isn't your thing, just pour yourself something strong and watch a scary movie.
Common Halloween costumes:
Ghosts
Witches
Vampires
Zombies
Mummies
Skeletons
Werewolves
Jason Voorhees
Ghostface
Freddy Kruger
Micheal Myers
Leatherface
Festivities usually kick off around 5:30 pm, which is when most adults get home from work if it's a weekday, and usually last until the early hours of the following morning unless the following morning is a weekday, in which case the festivities will end at midnight so working adults and school aged children can get some sleep. Costumes or festive t-shirts are normally worn, houses are decorated with an assortment of items designed to be scary, candy is passed out to children between the ages of 0 to 18, and alcohol is consumed en masse by teens and adults. Parties, pranks, and crime are commonplace depending on where you live. If dealing with people isn't your thing, just pour yourself something strong and watch a scary movie.
Common Halloween costumes:
Ghosts
Witches
Vampires
Zombies
Mummies
Skeletons
Werewolves
Jason Voorhees
Ghostface
Freddy Kruger
Micheal Myers
Leatherface
Yeah, my boyfriend is dressing up as Dracula for Halloween, so I'm going to dress up as a vampire bride.
by Failurebitch June 22, 2023
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A term used for husbands that don’t understand why wives love Halloween decorations.
A term used for husbands that don’t understand why wives love Halloween decorations.
Example:
(It’s Halloween month)
Wife- “Look Johnny I don’t understand why our neighbor Mrs. Stingman Is beating the crap out her husband tonight in their backyard”
Husband- “because that fool is a Hallowho who doesn’t show any interest in the hard work the wife put on her decorations”
Wife- “I’m glad you are not a Hallowho honey or I would hope you stump your toe in the nearest chair tonight and cut your balls off while you are sleeping.”
(It’s Halloween month)
Wife- “Look Johnny I don’t understand why our neighbor Mrs. Stingman Is beating the crap out her husband tonight in their backyard”
Husband- “because that fool is a Hallowho who doesn’t show any interest in the hard work the wife put on her decorations”
Wife- “I’m glad you are not a Hallowho honey or I would hope you stump your toe in the nearest chair tonight and cut your balls off while you are sleeping.”
by Iron dough August 21, 2023
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