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by anonymous October 20, 2021

You have lint!

The phrase one says when you find lint in your partner's vagina/ on his penis. It always provokes laughter. The mood may be killed if someone says this.

My boyfriend was going down on me, then he said:
"You have lint!"
I laughed for ten minutes.

by Blanket Basket June 18, 2010

i have to poo

just means that you need to poo

Jane: I have to poo!
Jack: ok

by Jkmb September 18, 2020

i have a gun

Most commonly used in schools

Mainly used in american schools

Kid: " I have a gun"
Teacher: " we live in america"

by popmaxei May 4, 2022

You Have A Mustache

(verb)

1. a method of saying "fuck you" to someone in a low-key manner, to ensure nobody else understands the comment except for you and the person spoken to.

"'I told Leinad, 'You have a mustache' in passing during conversation yesterday.'"

by 𝐸 = 𝓂𝒸² March 10, 2019

having a small one

If someone is having a problem or issue of any size or any kind this phrase can be applied.

Supremely versatile, from minor ‘situations’ like one can’t find ones lighter, to major ‘situations’ like ones girlfriend has left one...

Often most effective when applied to others when trivialising their problems or issues!

If you’re struggling to find your lighter - “I’m having a small one!”

If you see your friend buckle over in agony after stubbing his toe - “Are you having a small one?!”

If you see someone drop a tray of drinks - “she’s having a small one!!”

If someone crashes a car - “he’s having a small one..!”

by Muggotron 3000 March 22, 2020

have a ball y'all

A softer alternative to the mega popular saying Suck a Ball Y'all . A great way to shout goodbye to a group of people without being so jackassy .

"Have a Ball Y'all " shouted Dick, as he left the orgy.

by SuckABallYall March 25, 2017