dirty pirate hooker

a dirty, pirate-like hooker. Often times used to describe someone you either
a.) dont like
b.)just committed an act that you do not like

most oftenly used as a exclaimation

Suzy: Ethan your a dick!

Ethan: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker! go back to your home on whore island!

by Mill3rtim3 February 21, 2009

Hooker Top

A slutty woman, or general term used by men to address females.

David: Julie was being such a bitch today!
Levi: Yeah I know shes a total hooker top.

by The one who did the thing. September 13, 2006

Certified Hooker Fucker

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.

That guy is a certified hooker fucker he really is about it.

by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017

hooker fish lips

A girl with lips like a hooker and smells like fish. Normally named Gloria.

Look at that hooker fish lips.

by Juggalo Prankster May 11, 2014

hooker flag of union

the high flying flag symbolizing hooker rights

"Did you see the Hooker Flag of Union at my house?"

by longcockLevi October 12, 2017

dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018

Bugger Me Hooker

bugger me hooker is like saying "oh my god!!" but better for your Christian minecraft server!

"Bugger me hooker!! did you just die?"

by meltedcurlyfries July 17, 2021