i have to poo

just means that you need to poo

Jane: I have to poo!
Jack: ok

by Jkmb September 18, 2020

I have no enemies

I have no enemies

Robber: I just robbed all of your lifesavings and killed your entire bloodline
*I have no enemies song randomly appears*
Me an intelectual: it's ok I forgive you, I have no enemies

by Amogusfartymcfart October 9, 2023

i have a gun

Most commonly used in schools

Mainly used in american schools

Kid: " I have a gun"
Teacher: " we live in america"

by popmaxei May 4, 2022

I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.

"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"

by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022

Have a lot of Gender

When someone is confident in their unique gender and express that through their clothing and mannerisms.

This can also apply to objects.

Damn they look so good they have a lot of Gender in that outfit.

That corset vest has so much gender.

by Genderandchaos October 10, 2021

this definition will have a gif

i know that this definition will have a gif. do you?

This definition will have a gif. I will put one in.

by anonymous October 20, 2021

have a ball y'all

A softer alternative to the mega popular saying Suck a Ball Y'all . A great way to shout goodbye to a group of people without being so jackassy .

"Have a Ball Y'all " shouted Dick, as he left the orgy.

by SuckABallYall March 25, 2017