Telling your girlfriend that she has a hairy back and should wax it is like telling her that she is the worst song on the ugliest guitar.
by katie tran November 5, 2006
Get the worst song on the ugliest guitarmug. A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.
I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
Get the Glorified Guitar Hero Playermug. Billy Bob: Hey can I get a rock of that good good from you?
dealer: Man, you love that rock!
Billy Bob: Fo sho
dealer: Your a rock star without a guitar
dealer: Man, you love that rock!
Billy Bob: Fo sho
dealer: Your a rock star without a guitar
by psychedelic shack January 29, 2014
Get the rock star without a guitarmug. Why would you EVER want to be Tim. And image going to guitar club. Tim From Guitar Club is both of these things. They (for it can be both genders) are people who tell anecdotes about their lives, but accidentally give away easily mock-able information (like their real name is Tim and they do Guitar club). The mockery will go on for hours on end, and any attempt to salvage reputation through roasts will be countered with phrases similar to "at least I'm not Tim and I don't do guitar club)
Person 1: Bruh, Tim ammirite?
Person 2: I heard he does guitar club
Person 1: Bruh, that makes him a Tim From Guitar Club
Person 2: Stop saying bruh
Person 2: I heard he does guitar club
Person 1: Bruh, that makes him a Tim From Guitar Club
Person 2: Stop saying bruh
by Bruh,Yankee January 23, 2021
Get the Tim From Guitar Clubmug. Someone that carries, or looks like they should be carrying a guitar on their back.
These type of people usually hang around people that are don't really like them and are usually extremely annoying.
These type of people usually hang around people that are don't really like them and are usually extremely annoying.
"Hey, look at that kid carrying a guitar, hanging around with people that clearly don't like him!"
"Yeah, what a Guitar Carrying Indie Fagboy."
"Yeah, what a Guitar Carrying Indie Fagboy."
by SuxForElmo May 7, 2010
Get the Guitar Carrying Indie Fagboymug. Rigorous masturbation.
Soulja boy performed an epic one-handed guitar solo at the public library and ruined the computer's keyboard.
by ScubaSteve4921 August 1, 2008
Get the One-handed guitar solomug. A rapidly growing phenomena where a guitar in a public place inexplicably ignites, destroying the instrument and often severely injuring the person holding it.
Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.
Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.
Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.
The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.
Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.
Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.
Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.
The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.
When the crust punk's strumming was brought to an overdue end by Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC), the entire coffee shop applauded.
by the 1,000wordsmith December 21, 2009
Get the Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC)mug.