Grannie's Hangbag

I massive shit that doesn't look heavy until you grab it.
OMG! Johnny did you drop a grannie's hangbag in the toilet upstairs?
by Handsome Ass Nibba January 29, 2024
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Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)
Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”
by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017
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Goose Granny

The lesbian version of duck daddy for the elderly
Heidi is the og Goose Granny.
by The Duckiest of Daddies January 24, 2025
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Granny Juju

"Granny Juju" is the hottest thing on earth and can be used to describe something as attractive
"My girl almost as bad as Granny Juju"
by iamritz July 22, 2024
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Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.
"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"
by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023
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Granny Grinder

A person who loves to grind on grannies
by granny grinder June 02, 2018
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