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golden handcuffs

An analogy for the restrictions put upon oneself when they graduate from college, get a "career job" and a house loan.

You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.
"Joe just got a job at Microsoft, so he and Sally decided to finally put a down-payment on that house they've been eyeing."

"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"
by Pyrocat April 18, 2008
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Golden Monkey

A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.
Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.
by Douche Davies January 1, 2009
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Golden Shower

Some times:
The act of peeing on a significant other shows loyalty, honest and belong to someone that's dear to you shows vulnerability and faithfulness , peeing on someone show your longing, care for, faithfulness, how much there wanted by you
Primal Animalist Love:
mark their territory to signal “ownership” and to advertise sexual receptivity and availability.
My love show me true love with a golden shower to express we belong to one other
by Thinking man Balthasar July 4, 2022
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Pie Goddess

A female master of all things pie-related, whether it be the creation of, or consumption of pies.
"Nicole is an amazing blonde Pie Goddess"
by Matt December 9, 2003
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Golden Seagull

Other name for Mc Donalds
Do you whanna goto the golden seagull and have som burgers?
by Daggmask March 3, 2009
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Golden Retriever Effect

1.The golden retriever effect is similar to thought process that golden retrievers have.
2.Commonly found in teenage boys with crushes and or girlfriends.
1.)Human: Wanna play fetch?
Dog: Fetch?! FETCH IS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: Wanna go for a walk?
Dog: Walk?! WALKS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: I can't play ball now, I need to take a nap.
Dog: Nap?! NAPS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!
2.)Bobby: Dude!! Where were you last night? You missed the party!
Bill: Oh really? Sam wanted to go to yoga class, and it sounded fun so I went with her.
Bobby: Sounds like a classic case of the Golden Retriever Effect.
by Sept. 7 April 30, 2009
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I've got this thing, and its fucking golden

1. a phrase used when you are trying to make a deal, and the other person doesn't understand the magnitude of whats going on.

2. used when you are blessed with an amazing opportunity or gift, and somebody you know doesn't understand how amazing it is

the phrase originates from the Rod Blagojevich tapes, in which blagojevich is trying to sell somebody the seat of illinois senator, and he thinks the other guy undervalued the cost of the seat.
example 1:

Joe: hey, did you know i own a baseball signed by babe ruth?

Bob: are you serious? ill pay you fifty bucks for it

Joe: am i serious? the question should be are you serious, i mean, i've got this this and it fucking golden, and you want to pay me fifty bucks for it? id rather sell my soul on ebay.

example 2:

Joe: I just won a backstage ticket to a bruce springsteen concert

Bob: thats nice

Joe: nice? I've got this thing, and its fucking golden
by anonymous person #13 October 14, 2009
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