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Government

A necessary evil. What America needs less of. A group of blood-thirsty vampires with an unquenchable thirst for more power. It was originally established to create a judicial system, to collect taxes and declare war, but has grossly over stepped its bounds. The GOV in America is not for the citizens anymore. It is not run by the lawmakers themselves but by lobbyists and special interest. The GOV has gotten so big that it wants to control what you do in your bedroom, what you do with your body, has invaded your home, has invaded your car, has even invaded professional sports. It wants to control EVERY aspect of your life. It is filled with corporate fatcats and lobbysists who give money to Congress for their special interest. It doesnt protect the little guy and the citizens anymore, but only looks out for its rich friends. The GOV cares more about pork (not the Presidential intern type) than it does about solving real issues.
The government sucks and is useless, filled with old, rich, white guys with little minds and even littler monkeys.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com February 2, 2008
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government milkstore

A government milkstore is a liquor store. Beer and wine stores fall outside this category. A government milkstore is fully liscenced to sell beer, wine, liquors and spirits.

This term may be Local to British Columbia, a province of Canada, or even to Vancouver, British Columbia.

It is probably at the very least a national term, as it has reference to the public control of Canada's liquor stores.
Hurry up, we've got to get to the government milkstore before eleven.
by Moonbug October 29, 2004
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governator

"My mission is to be the governor."
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Who sent you?"
-John Connor

"You did. 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be the governor of California, in this time."
-Arnie

"This is deep..."
-John

***

"I'll be back."
-Arnie during another election
by Dave February 16, 2004
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goner

someone who has been subdued or nearly subdued
Im a goner! You must go on without me.
by Light Joker April 29, 2005
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governors

A pair of boobs. Nipple must show through summer wear.
Wow, great governors! Makes me want to give her a monkey face.
by Sasa Bonsum July 11, 2006
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government cheese

A lazy and over-paid public-sector bureaucrat whose work ethic is the bane of his/her private sector peers. A poster child for government inefficiency who usually gloats about their twenty minute coffee breaks to discuss where to take their two-hour lunches. Also known to call while you are hard at work to tell you that they are “drinking wine on the government dime.” Government subsidized slackery.
I work hard for my cheddar, but Danny—who sets around all day surfing the net, sending chain emails, or looking up and forwarding stupid slang from urbandictionary.com—is just Government Cheese.
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goner

Girl one: He is hot!
Girl two: Oh yea, goner!
by la de, de da June 3, 2007
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