this is a game of "duck, duck goose" but instead of slapping and saying the word "goose", you put your nuts on a bitch's shoulder and yell "jupiter"
by supermann694eva November 13, 2011
Get the goose jupitermug. by LINATHEMILF November 23, 2021
Get the Goose Eggmug. Student 1: Dang man, I really gotta get to the grocery store but my bank account is literally empty.
Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.
Student 2: Maybe you should ask your parents if they’ll FEED THE GOOSE.
by Hobbitlobby September 15, 2018
Get the FEED THE GOOSE.mug. To have sex.
My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
Get the Drown the Goosemug. A Goose Bucket is when a bucket of KFC is filed to the brim with shit and is then thrown at people at the pond
by SnakeOil July 19, 2016
Get the Goose Bucketmug. by Dannsy May 20, 2021
Get the Goosed upmug. A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"
Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"
Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"
Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"
Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"
Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"
Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
Get the smooth goosemug.