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HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025
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Unethical gooning

AI generated goon material, not made by a human

very easy to tell if the sauce is unethical gooning or ethical gooning: check the fingers or sum idk twin, jus small mistakes ig
gooner 1: bro this is the best rule34 art i found

gooner 2: unethical gooning 🥀🥀

gooner 1: sybau brochacho😭✌️
by retardedspoon69 April 27, 2025
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Lava Goon

Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia
I can’t believe jack survived after his intense lava goon sesh
by beeba April 27, 2025
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flicker gooning

The act of releasing a controlled amount of sperm whilst gooning.
I spend up to 20 hours a week flicker gooning.
by SoggyPotatoChip May 22, 2024
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gooning

When you rub the inside of your leg so hard it begins to turn red.
Person 1: I was gooning so long last night look at my leg.
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day
by RobzookaZombie December 29, 2023
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Goon walk

damn, he's vibing and walking!! that's what we call a goon walk!!
by Beygl January 4, 2021
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gooning

by goonmaster420 December 5, 2024
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