chad grip

When you grip something/someone with your full hand and say "C H A D G R I P"

My friend and I had a Chad Gripping competition, I won

by RandomShitposts April 5, 2021

Skater grip

When her coochie is dry, rough, and dirty like a skaters griptape.

She had skater grip, and my penis looks like a sanded down hot dog

by Verysoggywaffle April 14, 2021

Ayden Grimshaw

A weirdo kid who is also very short and a mega fucking dumbass

Who’s the biggest dumbass here? Oh definitely Ayden Grimshaw!

by Ayden the dumbass May 28, 2021

Miracle Grip

When giving a hand-job using Mayo or Miracle Whip as a lubricant due to a shortage in lotion.

I was going to break up with her, but she’s got that miracle grip. You can’t find that every day.

by Slippin' pee hands December 27, 2021

Small Gripe

Small Gripe is the definition of perfection.

''Oh my god, who is this Small Gripe person?''

''He's the definition of perfection, can't you see?''

by YourloverJess<3 April 15, 2022

Gorilla grip heart

Heart so loving, toxic and dangerous she will never let you go but she does it in a subtle way you won't even notice because of her divine femininity. Possed by one who comes out as a femme fatale but deep down she's a real lovergirl

Paie doesn't only have a gorilla grip coochie but she got a gorilla grip heart too

by Noboobiesbutabaddiestill August 17, 2022

Death Griping

this word is used when you are 20 minutes into any death grips album, usually meaning you have gone insane from how good the music is

Chris: " i can't come hang out with you guys i am Death Griping right now"
John: " it's okay, hope you don't destroy anything!"

by Maqsss September 22, 2022