The act of shoving a baby hand in a gay man rectum, whilst the hand contracts making the aforementioned grip. This term is most widely used amongst pedophiles.
Call 911, I think I saw our neighbor with our baby! I believe they are attempting a Scrawny Kung Fu Grip.
by amdbnagde May 20, 2016
Get the Scrawny Kung Fu Gripmug. by Superduperunicornbear September 8, 2020
Get the Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochiemug. dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.
by arwizzle killa March 3, 2009
Get the g.i. joe kung foo gripmug. Did you do your kegels today? Gotta get that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie so you can keep it in
by Superduperunicornbear September 8, 2020
Get the Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochiemug. When you have to shit and half of it is already sticking out of your ass. See also "prarie dog" "one in the chamber"
and "turtle head sticking out"
and "turtle head sticking out"
by B-rizzleness December 16, 2006
Get the three inch grip on a six inch turdmug. Starting with anal sex in the doggy style position, and then reaching between the legs, with a firm grasp on the breasts, somersaulting her onto her back and and slamming the soiled prick down her throat.
His skill with the "Dirty Dog Grip 'N' Flip" earned him a solid 10 on the Bed Exercises in the 2014 Dirtyurbdiclympics!
by Dogdays of futures past November 16, 2014
Get the Dirty Dog Grip 'N' Flipmug. When dat pussy so tight your dick turns purple as if a gorilla was clenching your cock as tight as possible
Friend 1 :Are you sure that girls head game good? Friend 2: yeah but she can make up for it with the sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips so it's cool doe
by Pb bruh nuts July 1, 2020
Get the Sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lipsmug.