Florida State University

A kick ass college. FSU is the premier school in the state of Florida. While it has managed to POWN UF and UM in every way, it has also been deemed to have the sexiest female students in the state.FSU students have often been found teabagging the shit out of UF students because they are bitches.

Bro 1: Do you go to Florida State University?

Bro 2: Yes, I do.

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Tim Tebow the other day?

Bro 2: Yeah, I teabagged the shit out of that bitch while some ugly ass UF girls were watching.

by Peter McAllister December 24, 2008

floral park

I live in a town called floral park, where apparntly the drinking age here is 12 and drugs are legal. The Floral Park cops have nothing better to do on their time ..so they like to kick you out of parks when its after "dusk". If a cat is stuck in a tree... we might need 6 or 7 cops for that.. and here in the daring town we need under cover cops and Suv's .. you know cause were that bad in this small town. "BEER" yeah thats hidden in bushes and saved for the next weekend. Wendys and Village Pizzeria is were all the drunkies hanogut to get munchie food.. and for sure on a Saturday or Friday night.. 80% of Floral Park is most defantely DRUNNNKKKK..... FLORAL PARK = ALCHOLICS.. tell me why there are more hen 5 bars in the matter of like 2 blocks....Floral PArk was meant for YOUNG DRUGGIES AND ALCHI'S :).................... AND ANYONE WHO LIVES IN FLORAL PARK... ALL KNOW WHEN ELSE FAILS.. WHEN BEER ISNT ACCESSABLE SHOULDERTAP.. WEEKENDS ARE NO LONGER FUFILLED WITH OUT DRINKING

ps: whoever wrote that comment aboce should go fuck themselves your just jelous because your sober on the weekends and have nothing better to do.

assholes.

Floral Park : known for the most amount of bars in maybe a squared mile, underaged drinking, and everything else thats illegal.

by Smosh October 14, 2006

Floresville

Floresville is a small town on near the outskirts of San Antonio. It is full of many people coming from many positions, including a bunch of dumb asses that think their gangsters. Theres almost nothing to do in Floresville, probably because of the towns historical value. One of the only annual things is the Peanut festival, where people come from all over, including Houston just to see.

The people there can be nice, or just be a bunch of douchebags depending on who you meet. Some are racists, some are sexist, and many more are just plain mean. However, if you look hard enough, you can find a person or two that are different.

However, Texas probably doesnt know that much about Floresville, which is why a bunch of people come to "false accusations" about it.

For being a small town, it has one of the best bands in all of Texas. It also contains many sports groups and clubs ranging from the Historians, to the WCSL.

Floresville is quite crappy, and more often than not, nobody in their right mind would want to live there. However, it doesnt get as much recognition as it deserves.

Floresville may contain rude Mexicans, but its better than the racist crap you get on the south side of San Antonio.

by Actual Investigator November 29, 2011

Florida girl

This is a girl who knows how to deals with wind blown hair whether it be from her convertible or the beach she does not complain because she is a Florida girl. This is a girl who is too smart to attend Florida State so she will of course attend The University of Florida. She wears little makeup because she does not need it, she looks the same in the morning as she did the night before. A Florida girl is adventurous, she will know how to surf already and will be willing to try any other sport. Florida girls are not scared to venture into the girls bathroom alone, we know there is not a monster under that potty's lid. A Florida girl would also never be catty towards another female she is too laid back to give a crap. A Florida girl is everything you have ever wanted in a woman and more. I suggest you try and find one as soon as possible.

Wow that girl was to good to be true. She has her Phd., she was a girl of the SEC in Playboy and she is an Olympic Athlete. That must have been a Florida girl.

by Gatorgirl February 3, 2006

Bronson, Florida

A town with one traffic light. The only words of inspiration here are "git-r-done". What's for dinner? Well hell, you best bet beef or deer. Things are done a little differently in Bronson, Florida. We fix everything with duct tape and think trash is treasure.

Only in Bronson, Florida will you find ghetto rednecks.

by killerbanana December 23, 2010

North Port High School (Florida)

A high school located in North Port, Florida. The school is mainly populated by wannabe rednecks and their pregnant bitches who all seem to think that camo outfits are "desirable." The average girl at North Port HS has already had about 2.5 children, via several baby dadyzzz. So many students smoke weed, that even the teachers dabble in it from time to time. The average combined IQ of the school (teachers included) is roughly 108 (and that is being generous). NPHS has some of THE worst teachers in the nation. If your looking for a school where you can spend your entire four year, high school experience high as a kite, then North Port High School is the place for you!

Redneck 1 and North Port High School (Florida): Hey, let's pretend to be hard-core Confederate scumbags, and where camo all the time like dumb hicks, and talk about fishing and hunting all the time, and date fat nasty girls, even though in reality we have two brain cells to split between the five of us and are pretty much white trash?

Redneck 2: Dam! My girlfriend is also my cousin!

by Pebblezzz August 6, 2011

Florida

A place where you will see more hispanic people then cuba. Alot of sun. People who live in florida there whole life dont get sunburnt. Not as many old people as most people think. They all live in north florida. which is amazingly boring. Alott of sexy people : Most of the girls where flip-flops year round.

I want to go to florida. Its fuckin dope.

by Nenaa September 20, 2007