floppy granny

when the old granny got nice saggy wrinkles that may turn people on

danm she got floppy granny
daniel simon look a floppy granny you might like

by daniel.poptarts March 29, 2017

Floppy dog

The act of violently backhanding an unsuspecting male in the family jewels. This is done while the victim is standing, usually as the perpetrator is standing next to the victim or walking in front of the victim.

Travis in on the ground in pain because Rich gave him a floppy dog.

by AvieAlum February 3, 2018

Floppy Penis

a Floppy Penis is when your dick/shaft is not hard and is floppy.
a Floppy Penis can also be and insult used at someone who's being a pussy.

sorry bae i've got a Floppy Penis
NATHAN you Floppy Penis

by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018

flooper

One (most commonly a girl) whom bends her back and licks the anal sphincter to allocate an easy insertion of the penis.

"I was doing this girl in the butt, when it got dry, she flooped herself and I pounded it the rest of the night."

"I hope this prostitute is a flooper, because I forgot my anal lube!"

"Iv'e been known to hit it with some nasty-ass floopers in my day."

by B-nasty son February 17, 2008

Big Floppy Donkey Dick

Is simply why it says a big floppy donkey weiner

Ah big floppy donkey dick there's shit in my salad

by Mr Potato7 May 8, 2015

floopies

A word used in place of fuck when you are near old people with power (teachers, parents, etc.) or small children.

"What the fuc- - I mean FLOOPIES - was that?"

by MichelleD November 14, 2005

floppy disk

Still a popular (yet obsolete) storage medium, despite the predictions that people would stop using them by 1999.

The geeks and corporate fatasses who predict the floppy disk's demise fail to take into account that not many people have the cash to shell out for a USB drive or Zip drive or a CD-rewritable drive just yet.

by AYB July 30, 2003