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joe's flakes

When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.
Joe came over the other day gave every member of my family a bowl of joe's flakes.
by Joe Himself June 2, 2011
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Flakey McSnakey

n- alt of Bloaf.
Vain bum-bandit, who has a flakey bell.
orig.- Vicky- F-S's ex.
1. Its flakey snake, (peel,peel,flake,flake)
He's a real flakey snake.
2. i)Well at least he isn't Welsh
ii)And at least he doesn't flake
3. Is that a blizzard? -no its Flakey McSnakey
by Tom (Welsh) January 18, 2005
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Corn flake

A discreet way of identifying a cluster fuck.
"Too many people are scheduled to work today." "Yeah, the boss has created a real corn flake."
by cronkman_69 March 6, 2009
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Fike

Fucking + like. Used when you slur together the two.
"Yo that ass... I fike it"
by joyken December 2, 2011
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flife

Short for 'fuck life'
dude i just lost my family and my job and my dog... flife.
by boyfrumpluto August 20, 2012
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black flies

A term used by fisherman, kayakers or those trying to enjoy other small watercraft to describe rude people on jet skis who are inconsiderate of others on the water.
The idiots on jet skies were like black flies annoying the fishermen in their small fishing boats.
by Sagittarian July 24, 2006
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Craigslist Flake

(n) a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.
The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.
by JoJo2 November 9, 2008
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