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flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.
"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."
by MacyLynn October 2, 2011
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God Flex

When a place, person, action, thought, visual or sound is just too incredible for words.
‘The logo drum in Amapiano is God Flex!’

Your face is God Flex,’

‘That view of the city is a God Flex,’

‘You 2 together is a God Flex,’
by Lu기 February 25, 2023
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Accidental Flex

When you flex by accident or you didnt mean it.
A: Bro why did you destroyed the dumbells ?
B: Sorry, got massives gains recently, didnt meen to accidental flex.
by Bill_Claymore March 8, 2023
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Erlenmeyer Flex

The equivalent of the modern-day term "flex", or as a verb, "flex-ing"; but with the intent of impressing fellow Chemists/Scientists/Students within said realms of academia or even mere hobbyists keeping the waters of "nerd culture" warm for all. One possible example could be a novel proposed synthesis for a specific analogue of an obscure compound -- would be a GigaChad level Erlenmeyer Flex and would almost certainly result in sexual intercourse (wearing the proper PPE, naturally)
The invention of the Erlenmeyer flask is perhaps the strongest Erlenmeyer flex the world has thus far seen - a true Science Sector Chad
by AorticKamikaze March 11, 2023
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Dirty-Flexing

To flex, stunt, flaunt, or show off with something that is not really yours.
Friend 1: I saw your roommate on IG in the new Tesla model S self driving. Bro really getting to the money now.

Friend 2: I saw that post. Not hatin’ but that’s his uncle’s car. We drove to the club in it yesterday.

Friend 1: y’all Dirty-Flexing like a motherfucka lol… pick me up in it next time.
by 213JetSet February 11, 2023
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Flex

Another term for event or gathering.
by Lord mobius December 16, 2022
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Flex

/flɛks/ (noun)Derived from English "Flexible". A homosexual slang mostly used in Malaysia

In male homosexual anal sex, a person who is comfortable, willing or enjoys being the receptive party (bottom) and/or the penetrative party (top). His exact role is not well determined and often times changes in order to complement or satisfy the other party or parties sexual desires. The flexibility of a person changing his sexual role according to the needs of his sexual partner or partners is where the term "flex" came from.

In other parts of the world, a more familiar term is "vers".
Here is what a typical Grindr conversation in Malaysia in its original text may look like:

BigDick7in: hi fun?
LastDay: t/b
BigDick7in: t
LastDay: sorry, I t too
BigDick7in: y u write flex? cibai!
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(DISCLAIMER: The English text shall be view as an approximate translation. Its accuracy is not guaranteed and shall not be used as reference in situations where absolute translation is required. It is done with speculation and may not reflect the true intentions of the users.)

BigDick7in: Good evening. I wonder if you are interested in having casual sexual intercourse with me?
LastDay: Before we proceed, would you care to share with me your preferred sexual role?
BigDick7in: Of course. As you may have already noticed my crass but yet frank handle, I enjoy having a bottom riding my stick.

LastDay: Thank you for clarifying. Unfortunately, I am not compatible as I cannot see myself being your sexual partner.

BigDick7in: Regrettably, I find the basis for your rejection hurtful and unreasonable, even though it's the same reason for me engaging you initially, albeit it's your positive sexual attractiveness. I resentfully advise you to not mislead people with your stated sexual role. I curse you that in lieu of a penis, a vagina is what you shall have!
by QuodScripsiScrpsi December 26, 2022
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