Flargen

Flargen is a word you should use instead of never mind: it means “I just realized this is irrelevant, so I won’t say it.”

Helpful when your friends ask “no no what were you going to say?”

Flargen is truly an irrelevant comment or story that is not important to the story or conversation you’re already having.

You: “I had a dream about that once… well. It’s Flargen, so never mind.”
Friend: “No what were you trying to say?”
You: “It’s Flargen, it’s totally irrelevant”

by LilAydie December 27, 2023

Flarp

Flarp is a type of slime that my friend in Arkansas is 100% convinced that flarp is just something me and my friend made to fuck with him.

Flarp

by Loser Xylophone December 27, 2023

FLARP

FLARP/FNLARP/FORTLARP is an online community on Twitter/X. Users in this community pretend to be characters from Fortnite. Accounts usually don't pretend to act like the character and sometimes shit post.

"Flarp has fallen."
"No it has not."

by FrotniteReaper January 16, 2024

Flarp

a flarp is a wet fart.

“ew bro did you just flarp”

by stupidvelcro January 22, 2024

Flarnge

the dried glob of hair and slobber found on the walls, ceilings and other flat surfaces in the homes of people who own big slobbery dogs

OMG there is some flarnge on the ceiling!! How did that get there??

by NewfMomOfTwo February 1, 2024

Flarx

Another term for something that is lame.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the new guy?

Person 2: Yea, he’s pretty flarx

by je188 May 18, 2024

Flarb

Pinching someone while erect which makes them orgasm from the pain

A. "Im going to flarb everywhere!"

by BrendanTheLegal May 20, 2024