A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
Get the jizz fairmug. In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»
by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020
Get the Fair fucksmug. When a woman meets another woman at a festival. She falls in love with her and decides to U-Haul her upon meeting within the first 5-10mins. Love at first sight.
Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.
Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.
Daisy fell for Lilith upon meeting her at the festival. She had Lilith Faired her into moving in together shortly afterwards.
by This Gal Friday ❤️🔥 September 5, 2022
Get the Lilith Fairedmug. 1. a skydiver who hasn't cut away and only comes out to the drop zone when the weather is nice enough to jump
2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits
2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits
1. my friends have 9 to 5 jobs and kids so they are fair weather flyers
2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer
2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer
by ashproh December 7, 2011
Get the fair weather flyermug. A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.
Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair
Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair
Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.
by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021
Get the All is fair in tennis and beer purchasingmug. After they broke up, she asked him to delete the risqué photos she'd sent him, which I think is a fair ask.
by anon banana March 12, 2019
Get the fair askmug. by urbanlinguist.f May 31, 2024
Get the fair efuckmug.