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see taint as its the best answer to what a fact is
There's only a bit of skin between the muckhole and the fuckhole and if you slip, You're in the shit and thats a Fact.
by mufkka May 12, 2007
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Mediterranean milk farts

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The gas that Italians, Arabs, Greeks, and other inhabitants of the Mediterranean region get when they consume products heavy in lactose, such as milk, cheese, and yoghurt. It is said that the people of these cultures have some of the worst smelling gas imaginable.
Man, my uncle Vito sure can pass that gas. Not just any gas, but he's ALL ABOUT the Mediterranean milk farts. Guess he just can't stop eating grandma's lasagna.
by KnutKrust, Chumble Spuzz February 10, 2007
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FACT

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# a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred; "first you must collect all the facts of the case"
# a statement or assertion of verified information about something that is the case or has happened; "he supported his argument with an impressive array of facts"
# an event known to have happened or something known to have existed; "your fears have no basis in fact"; "how much of the story is fact and how much fiction is hard to tell"
# a concept whose truth can be proved; "scientific hypotheses are not facts"
Jessss Loves Rickkkk More is a FACT
by Jessss818 May 11, 2009
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Factos in Portuguese means facts. Crybaby and insecure Cristiano Penaldo commenting 'factos' under Messi slander Instagram post shows how obsessed he is with the GOAT Messi.
Hey do you know Cristiano Penaldo is finished and he will never win another ballon d'or?
Yes, of course, everybody knows these factos.
by LM0710 December 1, 2021
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arctic farts

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When it's so cold outside and u fart but it is just so cold that the air coming out of your ass is visible.
Person: Did you just arctic farts ?!!?
You: yea
Person: that was a nasty one man.
by Wild Owls Sienna April 27, 2016
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Farts and Crafts

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Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.
Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.
by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010
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fact checking

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Telling lies in order to prove you don't love Putin.
After some intense fact checking, it was determined that Russia ate the fact check site's homework.
by Objective-Reason Daddy March 14, 2022
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