farker

Someone lacking the wit necessary for the SomethingAwful forums who likes to hang out with other knuckledragging, adolescent semiliterates. Poor spelling, poor Photoshop skills, and a complete lack of a sense of humor are a must, and it helps to be twice as opinionated as you are informed about any particular issue. It's also essential that you don't mind seeing the same retarded cliche catchphrases and images posted over and over again; these people haven't seen a new joke in years, and wouldn't recognize one if it showed up.

You would get banned from the SA forums for being as unfunny and ignorant as the best poster on Fark.

"Did you see that the sixth grade kid who fell off the monkeybars and landed on his head is finally back in school this year? Word has it that the brain damage was so severe that he's become a farker."

by Bevets' Mom July 18, 2005

Car fucker

Someone who finds sexual pleasure with cars whether it be-
1)fucking the exhaust pipe,
2)feeling da vibes of da engine, or 3)simply a person who is too cheap to buy car lube so he uses his cum instead.
4)Masturbating over a car (over under)

Any of your friends car fuckers- it's a victimless crime but theyz prob so fucked up dat they need sum yrz of therapy.

by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

Cat Fucker

Any person who fucks felines for fun.

That guy over there in the corner eating his hoagie is a cat fucker.

by RickyPacific July 14, 2006

Father Fucker

Vulgar Slang, based on the word "Mother Fucker". Used in refference to a person who is attracted to men who are much older then they are (old enough to be their father).

Lee was called a father fucker.

by OneBadAsp November 7, 2008

shit-fucker

1. some asshole who pisses you off

2. a man who puts his penis in the asshole of a woman who is recently returned from the bathroom

1. that shit-fucker just keyed my car

2. my husband is a shit-fucker

by AMIRacle September 30, 2007

Fuckerd

Fuckerd - Description of ones level of " fucked "

In reference to drinking :
Wow man you sure got fuckerd off that drink

In refernece to geting beten up :
shit that guy fuckered you right up

by Sneff-Da-Kityten May 10, 2006

chimp fucker

Someone with an unhealthy sexual attraction to primates. Especially Chimpanzees and other smaller apes.

May also refer to a minute person with apelike features. (Big ears, poo-flinging, a fondness of bananas or an overactive sexual libido)

"John sure does like to visit the zoo"
"No wonder, he's a right proper chimp fucker and no mistake!"

by Jarl September 19, 2008