I was sleeping naked with my wife, when all of a sudden, the dog jumped into the bed and it's foot gave me a fuzzy woompet.
by Joeyp563 February 14, 2023

by Camerooon April 11, 2018

by Fuge_Nuggets December 18, 2019

by Deadpool92 August 23, 2020

by tacoisadog February 14, 2023

an awesome little buddy for your awesome little offspring. something they attach too and not let go of
by funkeymama July 24, 2012

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.
Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021
