baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.
Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.
by strykermech June 13, 2019
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Freedom bamboozle

Freedom bamboozle:

1. Any attempt to get what one wants by declaring that to not cooperate will result in diminished freedom.

2. Firing-up self-respect and righteousness by declaring that the fight is a fight for freedom.

3. Short-circuiting thinking in simple minds by providing an ennobling motivation for action.
The freedom bamboozle will be sure to get the mooks onboard for the invasion.
by Victor Cobblepot July 31, 2022
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An award bestowed by the president of the United States to recognize people who have made "an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors". The Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Congressional Gold Medal are the highest civilian awards of the United States. The award is not limited to U.S. citizens and, while it is a civilian award, it can also be awarded to military personnel and worn on the uniform. It was established in 1963 by President John F. Kennedy, superseding the Medal of Freedom that was established by President Harry S. Truman in 1945 to honor civilian service during World War II.
In the picture below, Vice President Joe Biden earned the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2017 with distinction.
by 1234567890abcdefghij August 11, 2020
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Needs some freedom

Suggesting that a country or place needs to be occupied/influenced by the US Military. This term arises from the US's history of occupation, invasion, and meddling in other parts of the world under the guise of liberation or spreading democracy.
Person 1: Did you hear that oil was discovered in Antarctica?

Person 2: "Really? Sounds like those penguins need some freedom!"

Person 1: "The Ark of The Convenient may be in Ethiopia."
Person 2: "Sounds like Ethiopia needs some freedom!"
by 15thtexas1 December 07, 2021
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Freedom Whoopie

Having consensual sexual relations with an American woman shortly after crossing the southern border illegally.
I had my first Freedom Whoopie with a white this weekend
by Sancho July 31, 2022
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Freedom J's

'Freedom J' refers to a United States dollar, or the legal tender of the USA. Similar to "Freedom Eagles", "Bucks", "Big greens", or other slag terms. Freedom J's can be any bill size or amount, but in singular usually implies a count of 1 dollar bills.
"Do you know what a good minecraft hosting service is? Cause I'm about to blow some freakin FREEDOM J'S"

"Can you believe it?? It only cost me 6 golden freedom J's!!"
by Megacharlie October 12, 2022
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Freedom Pull

When an individual screams "freeeeedom" at the top of their lungs and then takes a pull from a bottle of hard a. Note: If done with anything other than liquor, it is considered just chugging.
Last night, Lauran and Nicole freedom pulled a bottle of Svedka until they finished it.
by fapperfan767 July 14, 2011
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