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five seconds

someone who comes in 5 seconds
oh my god did you here bout that girl giving a blowjob to that Alex guy! he came in 5:|

Loser! who the fuck comes in five seconds
by the sex u cant touch it October 17, 2007
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Five-ever

An extremely long period of time. Longer than forever by quite a bit.
I haven't seen you in five-ever, since we were both in 3rd grade!
by Pandie5 April 24, 2006
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Five-O

A term used for police. Usually when the person is doing something wrong or illegal.

police pigs
by Ziggy Bop March 7, 2008
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five points of scenesterdom

The five points of scenesterdom explain the universal truths of scenesters. Arranged in the shape of a star, the priority of each point is more the closer to the top it is.

At the top of the star is music.

In the middle is lifestyle and clothes.

At the bottom is hair and hobbies.

Although the exact details slightly differ between areas, in general if you have all five points covered you will get along with any scenester anywhere.

This quasi-scientific method of measuring and understanding scenesters was originally created by Grace-Monday, a disgruntled half-scenester, in 2005.
He listens to all the right music, goes to all the right bars, and knows all the right people.. however, he dresses a mess and his hair is ugly. He doesn't encompass all five points of scenesterdom.
by loveCasiotone May 23, 2005
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five dueces

1. the equivalent of having a dime piece; in simple math terms five ugly women with enough attractive qualities between them to represent one attractive woman otherwise known as a ten or a dime
Dirty Pimp: Damn mane, I caint get my dime so Ima have five dueces!
by burgstyle July 7, 2005
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Five more minutes

1. Where a person asks for more time to do something, but will ask for another five more minutes once those five minutes are done.
2. An excuse to beat that Minecraft Griefer up, no matter how long it will actually take in real world sense.
Note- The amount time you consider five minutes to be will vary greatly depending on the person you ask. A female who says her makeup will be done in five more minutes is using the same timescale as a male who says a game will be done in five more minutes.
"Time to do your homework, Jimmy!" Jimmy's mother chirped.
"Aww, five more minutes?" Jimmy pouted sadly, from his Mario smashing frenzy.
"Alright, but be sure to remember!" his mother said as she went out the door.
7 hours later...
"JIMMY!"
by Hiding in yo shed September 3, 2014
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five faggot douche bunch

Five Finger Death Punch.
Common favorite band of roid raging Tap out shirt wearing shitty lifted diesel truck with fag stacks that never tows anything driving small penis having inbred sister fucking insecure overly aggressive posers who say they love death metal like five finger death punch.

Also

Five Finger Death Punch is just Creed for angry alcoholic dads. A soundtrack for beating the kids.
Say, you like five faggot douche bunch?
It'd be a lot cooler if you didn't.
by Jake Bergen June 10, 2018
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