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Five Finger Death Punch.
Common favorite band of roid raging Tap out shirt wearing shitty lifted diesel truck with fag stacks that never tows anything driving small penis having inbred sister fucking insecure overly aggressive posers who say they love death metal like five finger death punch.


Five Finger Death Punch is just Creed for angry alcoholic dads. A soundtrack for beating the kids.
Say, you like five faggot douche bunch?
It'd be a lot cooler if you didn't.
by Jake Bergen June 10, 2018
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