When you are so drunk while fighting that you feel as if you are spinning, often while breathing similar to an astronaught
by Orangepies April 8, 2017
Get the moon fightmug. Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor
Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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by Captain Jack Mehoff June 10, 2014
Get the Wi-Fightmug. by DirtyQ2017 January 30, 2015
Get the Fight Fridaymug. Used when you have an opinion that you will stand by no matter what, and that you'll fight someone about.
by AstroIsOffline August 28, 2021
Get the Fight memug. When one or more retard(s) fight over the defiance of a specific word. They are arguing on the definition of the same word. People could go so far into this rabbit-hole that they forget to realize that a word could have multiple meanings from different times; especially in the English Language.
However, you would assume that a "Dictionary Fight" could be settled by looking up a word on any dictionary, it is a paradox on its' own and must be avoided. If this is not achieved, then you will sound like an autistic person rambling on a never ending argument.
However, you would assume that a "Dictionary Fight" could be settled by looking up a word on any dictionary, it is a paradox on its' own and must be avoided. If this is not achieved, then you will sound like an autistic person rambling on a never ending argument.
Example: Definition of Terrorism.
Person 1: Terrorism is when a Muslim kills people, like in 9/11.
Person 2: NO! It is a political conflict as in the case of the Jacobins during the French Revolution.
Person 3: Terrorism is a racist word that discriminates against people of color! We must BAN IT!
Person 4: Actually, Terrorism is defined as; an unlawful use of violance to intimidate one or to cause fear on others.
Person 5: You;re all wrong, you're all stuck in the never ending Dictionary Fight!
Person 1: Terrorism is when a Muslim kills people, like in 9/11.
Person 2: NO! It is a political conflict as in the case of the Jacobins during the French Revolution.
Person 3: Terrorism is a racist word that discriminates against people of color! We must BAN IT!
Person 4: Actually, Terrorism is defined as; an unlawful use of violance to intimidate one or to cause fear on others.
Person 5: You;re all wrong, you're all stuck in the never ending Dictionary Fight!
by ZakAttackaufDeutsch February 14, 2018
Get the Dictionary Fightmug. When two mates/pals join hands left to left right to right to show respect. They then proceed to kick or knee each others legs until one asks to stop or a bone is broken.
Sometimes done to resolve an argument but usually done for the crack.
Sometimes done to resolve an argument but usually done for the crack.
Greg: Yo pal - you up for a kick-fight?
Cal: Yeah why not mate
During kick fight:
Greg: Ah stop I think you just broke my shin!!!
Cal: Haha you'll never mess with me again will you
Cal: Yeah why not mate
During kick fight:
Greg: Ah stop I think you just broke my shin!!!
Cal: Haha you'll never mess with me again will you
by CalciumKid May 11, 2009
Get the Kick-Fightmug. A sexual competition between two or more players where’d you have to make your opponent orgasm/ejaculate before they make you in order to win.
by Chief Mfkn Keef June 7, 2022
Get the Sex Fightmug.