this girl has a crush on probably the ugliest guy and sucks at math. she gleeks a little too much and she has a really good shrek impression.
person 1: why is ev s galloping around like a horse girl
person 2: man, i don’t know, that’s just ev s!
person 2: man, i don’t know, that’s just ev s!
by xdlogic2007 November 24, 2021

by ovenbaked November 03, 2010

Eve is the perfect flawless female specimen. She is HUGE and the fittest looking woman ever! She has perfect perky tits. Eve is a Goddess. Eve is a very horny woman. Eve's offspring will produce the perfect race very soon!
by godzservant December 20, 2022

A small petite woman, who at times will surprise you with her abominable strength, cutting edge vocabulary, and stunning good looks!
by BeccaJean December 24, 2020

Ev, Lets Break it down! The E means Even just a little bit of stress will make this person come crumbling down
V... The Voices wont stop talking
V... The Voices wont stop talking
by TheDictionaryButMakeItGay July 21, 2021

A girl who is beautiful inside and out. She lights up a room with her smile. She's so lovable and talented and very caring. She's cool and absolutely gorgeous, she has the prettiest eyes I ever seen and a beautiful angelic voice. She has the biggest heart and her energy is magnetic. Like an elegant flower. You'll be lucky to have her in your life, she makes everything better. She also makes the tastiest cinnabons I ever had in my life. The best girl you could ever meet.
Eve-Marianne is my favorite person
by FoxOnTheRox February 17, 2024
