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Fast Eddie

When a man will put a significant amount of time making you feel like you’re the one that got his heart, that you’ll never be apart and loves you unconditionally and then on random occasions he will start a fight out of no where claiming unrealistic innuendos of you cheating on him so that he can block you and disappear for two days or more to play video games with his friends and entertain all the other women he pulls this same move on. And when he’s gone through the full rotation of females he’s got on his roster, watched all the porn he can handle, and played countless hours of NHL hockey on PlayStation he will casually text you as if nothing ever happened and work his charms to get back into your life. He will play head games with you and confuse you to the point of insanity because of how obsessive you become. He often rides a motorcycle for quick getaways so you cannot follow him to see where he goes.
Hey girl, are you ok? I heard John pulled a Fast Eddie on you.
by Phoenix35 September 26, 2018
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Uncle Eddie

Older male, usually in his 40s, who gives off a creepy uncle vibe, hence the term "Uncle Eddie". Will take female friends to Vegas, but is often mistaken as their 'fun' loving uncle.

Nickname you give someone who you do not trust with younger children.
"No, Uncle Eddie, no!"

"thanks for the drinks, Uncle Eddie"
by nouncleedz December 30, 2013
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Edie

Adam"Is her name edie"
Elliot "yeah, I think"
Adam" I could tell cause she is one fine peng little horny emo druggie"
by Chicken nuggets and chicken August 9, 2017
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frien'emies

Someone who will befriend you as long as you have something in hand they desire; the second you don't they are right along trash talking you with others behind your back! of course!
FRIEND
Q: Hey it friday night do you want to hang out? A: Sure! (right answer) {flacky} {funny-acting}

frien'emies

Q: Hey it friday night do you want to hang out? A: Only if you are paying! (wrong answer)
by piinki77 December 11, 2009
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Edie

A peice of shit that creates drama for no reason and thinks shes it,if your friends with an edie ditch her shell ruin your life and make out like your the bad guy.
Look its edie be careful shell ruin your life
by Roimf April 14, 2020
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Edie

People named Edie are usually a bitch. They leave friends behind all the time. And can never keep a boyfriend. Edies usually like basketball and doesn't let anyone interfere with it. Edies are the worst
Person 1: hey do u know Edie?
Person 2: yeah she's such a bitch
Person 1: right
by Lampshadearebetter August 3, 2017
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Eddies

Going back to 1993 wiv a big ole bag of eddies
by Beardyboo February 17, 2017
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