Douchbag

Inevitably, it's always the next guy to date your ex-girlfriend.

"You dumped me for this?!, Where'd you dig up that Douchbag?!"

by Andy Y July 25, 2008

Douche Baggery

Ther act of being a douche bag, or the posession of qualities which are of a douche bag.

Fem: Look what Kevin Wolff did!
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...

by KillerByte October 18, 2004

douchealouche

n: a super douche. A douche which excedes standard douche qualifications.

What are you doin, douchealouche??

by Pacman October 29, 2004

Von Douche

1. Von Douche, a phrase when spelled in the same font as "Von Dutch", appears frighteningly similar. This particular phrase is often sported on t-shirts, by people that despise those who wear "Von Dutch" apparel.

2. How a Technocrat or Neo-Globalistmakes fun of a Junker or citizen of Holland.

3. A noun used to describe one who wears clothing that has "Von Dutch" written on it.

1. "I bought a awesome Von Douche shirt online, freakin yuppie hag at the bank flipped when she saw it! I love making fun of people who wear Von Dutch!"

2. "So I opined loftly to this landed aristocrat, 'What is your say? von Douche?'. He obviously didnt invite me to the mid-summer ball at his manor"

3. "I say, classic Von Douche" *looks at 50 year old lady wearing a tight fitting von Dutch shirt* "so absolutely vile her appearance is... very Von Douche"

by The Sneak September 15, 2004

Muscle-Douche

A male who's favorite quality about himself is his muscular definition. He likes to think all on-lookers are impressed (and envious) of his muscles, but really all non-Muscle-Douches laugh at the Muscle-Douche's self-opinion. A Muscle-Douche tends to: work out frequently with the sole purpose of enhancing his appearance, talk about working out, always flex a little when body is exposed, and lower his voice a tad bit until it becomes a natural habit. Researchers say 70% of Muscle-Douches are insecure about the size of their penis

Leonard: "Why does Chad always flex in the showers?"

Stevie: "I don't know dude... Chad's such a Muscle-Douche"

by youngdubbyrox June 9, 2011

douché

The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.

Accented E: pronounced dew/shay

Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."

Student: "Douché."

by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

Douche Tanker

When douche bag doesn't quite illustrate the magnitude of someone’s douche baggery.

1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!

by DakotaJay March 14, 2008