Double Dash

The act of ordering through a meal delivery service like DoorDash twice within a relatively short period. Considered either marginally inconvenient or embarrassing, depending on who consumes the food.

Sorry dude, Josh's dumb girlfriend wanted pot stickers after we already ordered burritos so I had to Double Dash.

Sir, you're an above-average tipper so I promise I don't care who all this food is for.

by rhinobaby May 3, 2021

Double Flexative

When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.

“Yo, I got AirPods”
“I’ve got a Rolex”
“Looks like we’ve got a double flexative”

by Wobbly wagon wheels July 8, 2019

double joints

Definition 1: Unusual flexibility, usually in arms, fingers and legs.

Definition 2: Two blunts.

Definition 3: Uncontrollable sexiness and bad assery.

1: My phalanges are double jointed.

2: "Hey man, can I have one of those double joints?"

3: OH MY GOODNESS. DOUBLE JOINTS...

badass sexy double joints bodies walls chairs whiteboys whitegirls blackpanther

by Ben Dover The Fifth January 7, 2016

Double-half.

A variation of sexual intercourse enabling the male to give the female double the girth but only half the length. This is achieved by going in with a flaccid penis folded in half.

It was like throwing a sausage down a hallway, so I gave her some good old double-half.

by SlyD0g March 4, 2017

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

Double-Woobity

The accent that people from the New York and other east coast states speak with, accenting certain vowels when is it unnecessary. This word is mostly know to people on the west coast as it is used as a point of humor.

Hey, you wanna go down the the Yonkers- except when using a double-woobity it would sound more like Yaawnkaas. Or the did u see the "Bwaaahstun" (Boston) game last night?

by 1pacyen December 31, 2010

Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 2, 2015